Solving the world’s stupidity one bright idea at a time.

Meet the Microsoft Surface, a $10,000 big ass table:

Apple should worry…

You know you’re an American if when you view a world map the first thing you see is this.

The new Apple product, with a message, given to you by MadTV: The Apple iRack

Take a train, parked car and an argument with your girlfriend and you have attempted murder. Unfortunately, for this poor sap, this attempted murder turned out to be an odd twist of irony.

In USA, a man attempted to kill his girlfriend by parking his car on the tracks and jumping out of the car when they were arguing. As you would expect, the train did hit the car, but unlike the movies there was no huge explosion. Instead, the car flew off the tracks, hitting the man as he attempted to flee the scen, killing him instantly. His girlfriend was admitted to the hospital and is expected to live.

On one sense, this is karma taken its toll; in another, it’s Darwin at its peek. Either way, it is pretty funny and a well deserved end for the guy. I am not one to promote death, but I do believe if you take a life, you deserve to give yours up.